So there was this mouse, who was riding his bike with all the chic look on his face, which looked like he thought the world of himself. Anyway, imagine the worst kinds of rats that you’ve seen, well that’s exactly what the mouse on his wonderful bike looked like. But then, he really thought he was George Clooney of the rodent species. So this mouse, wonder where he was going? of course, it was going to the amazing caves in the back waters of amazon. Why the Amazon, you wonder? The Amazon, because it’s home to the world’s finest rats or so he thought he knew. So basically, he was on the road to meet the world’s finest rats to compare himself, and arrive at the same conclusion, that he indeed was the George Clooney of the rodent species. So he thought, “ Why travel so far, to only reach to the predetermined premise that I started with, That I , I, Monty, the great look alike of George Clooney from the community of the rodent brothers.” . So as his thoughts would have it, he didn’t visit the amazing beauty of the Amazon.
Monty went back to this home, tired and satisfied with his life. He sat on his bed, and thought he wanted to relax and think about his sister, who recently died in a car accident. She was crossing the road, and a car crushed her to death. He then thought about his grandfather who also died the same way as his sister. Actually, his whole family had died in the same manner, all crushed to death under various cars, but only one, only one mouse from their family had the fortune or let’s say misfortune (as we are contemplating the death of someone) to be crushed to death by a Ferrari, a beautiful red Ferrari, and that mouse was Monty’s half-sister, who once lived in Australia. She was quite the sportswoman, but mostly enjoyed chasing cars, it was this passion that drove her towards her unprecedented but certain end. Her name was Jonas, a Swedish name, some would say, but I’d say it suited her, this name. So how exactly did she die? well, it was a cold winter day, and the lady who owned the red Ferrari, took out her baby for a drive. She parked outside a Salon, and while she was going in the Salon, someone snatched the keys from her, and drove away her Ferrari, while she, in her high heels or stilleto’s, ran behind her car. This car called for the passion in Jonas, and she started chasing the beautiful car. And as fate would have it, she got crushed under the high heels of that lady and died on spot because of serious damage to her brain, while the woman yelled, “ Don’t hijack my Ferrari……don’t hijack my Ferrari….” . So this was the end of the athlete in Jonas, and also the very end of her own self.
It saddened Monty to think about his half-sister’s death in such a cold manner, while the woman who yelled those words, never even knew about the death she had caused because of her high heels. This gave Monty the idea to start a campaign against high heels. So he formed a society that believed in eradicating high heels from the world. Quite a mission, for 3 mice, as only 2 other mice decided to join Monty after he promised them to divulge the secret of him looking like George Clooney. Their campaign lost heavily as no one was ready to listen to 3 mice. Therefore, Monty stopped with this campaign. Monty decided to go to Australia to feel the place where his half-sister had spent her last days. He was coming out of a grocery store, and this woman saw that her black Ferrari was being driven away, so she quickly ran off to the parking lot, meanwhile crushing Monty to death with her high heels. And yes, she uttered the same words, “ Don’t hijack my Ferrari….don’t hijack my Ferrari….”. So this was the end of George Clooney in Monty, and also the very end of his own self.
© 2007
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