So we’re talking about a little chihuahua female, who loves to chase these big trucks million times the size of her own petite body but her large bum is somewhat a solace. Apart from that she’a beauty consultant at the Mintsey’s Parlour, where she basically tells other female creatures that they look abominable because of all that hair on there body and offers permanent solution for removal of hair.
Her treatment basically comprises of poking the subject with the thinnest and the sharpest needles and electrocuting that needle with electricity, of course. So you are lying down on one of those beds that resemble the beds in laboratories or hospitals and because of that you are revisiting the horrors of your last visit to the hospital, and then suddenly a light shines on your face, making you feel you’re gonna wake up in heaven any time soon, and then she appears, her mouth covered like surgeons, holding the needle in her hand, ready to poke you again and again to take out each hair, individually. Now that’s the kind of individualism that hurts.
She calls it painless, but if you are living in a dillusionless world and pretty darne close to reality, then you would agree to the fact that that was the mother of all pains. How exactly is it the mother of all pains, one because she does it to hurt you, you can totally see that in her eyes, and second well how would you feel when you’re being poked with a needle again and again which is electrocuting the bloody hair root, one by one. Maybe they should try torturing people like this, instead of wasting all that water, ice and human labour on beating up.
But again, back to the bitch, well, she’ll also tell you that you were late for your appointment, while she’s still removing someone else’s hair, and even if you’d have got there on time, she would have asked you to wait another couple of minute making the time of the start of your hair removal, the same as the time that she thinks is late for the appointment. So let’s add another adjective to the bitch, the illogical bitch. She is divorced, takes care of her senile crazy mother all alone, a control freak and teaches roadside children for free. So all that hair removing is not paying her right, now is it, of course why should it, she’s causing people pain and telling them to remove something that nature intended to be there on their bodies.
She’s being unnatural and leading other people to believe that unnatural is the fashion. So what could possibly go wrong after you have been through all this? Well, your husband telling you that he liked you better with all that hair, that she apparently took off permanently. So what are you gonna do then? take a vow to protect all the other females against her, or wait, killing her would be much easier but without the risk of you being prosecuted and sentence to death, so let it go, what’s happened has happened, and pray to the lord that the hair comes back. Seriously, suit yourselves.
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